Friday, July 21, 2006

We're Having a Heat Wave, a Tropical Heat Wave

Well, well, well. Aren't we all uncomfortable all across this great land of ours?

We here at Jay Standish, Inc. LLC are perspiring as much as the next person, but we always try to wring every last drop of inspiration out of each and every experience and situation.

I may regret this, but I'm going to reveal our next upgrade to our fabulous, full-motion-video-capable soft drink vending machines: a full-sponsorable cool misting device.

Imagine this: you're standing at the vending machine, watching a quick video while your soda is being blast chilled for your drinking pleasure. As the 300th drop of perspiration readies itself to drop from the tip of your nose to the toe of your flip-flops - mirabile dictu! - out from the front of the machine comes a super-fine mist of the purest water, its height computer controlled based on the beverage you have selected, puffs out, reducing the ambient temperature by a full 9 degrees Farenheit (that's nearly 5 degrees Celsius, for our metric friends!)!

"Wow!" I hear you say. Wow indeed. Wow indeed.